lotsalipstick:

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

yep.

            2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Depends, this year wasn’t so good.
3. Are you a virgin?

Lol.
4. Are you in a relationship?

Nope.
5. Are you in love?

Don’t think so.
6. Are you single this year?

Yep.
7. Can you commit to one person?

I think i could.
8. Describe your crush

Too far away.
9. Describe your perfect mate

Crazy, in love with food,mhh and probably video games.(And yummy)
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope.It’s called sexual attraction.
11. Do you ever want to get married?

Maybe in Las Vegas, or in a Star Wars cosplay.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?

I forgive more Betrayal than lie.Even if I handle it pretty bad.
13. Do you get jealous easily?

I used to think that my jealousy monster was dead, but he came back the other night, so i don’t know.

         14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

           I guess we can call it “a crush”.
         15. Do you have any piercings?

         I’ve got a Septum, two crossed nipples and a pubian anchor piercing for now.
         16. Do you have any tattoos?

         A baby one on my ribcage.
         17. Do you like kissing in public?

         I suppose it depends on the person i’m kissing.
         20. Do you shower every day?

         No i just sit and wait, till i can’t stand my own smell.Then i shower (very quickly.)
        21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

        Not sure.But at least i’ve got my mum.And my dog.
       22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

       No, i don’t.
       23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

        I could easely do it!
       24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

       I could definitely say that i won’t (except if i turn muslim).
       25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

       Gosh, there’s a huge difference between beeing in a relashionship and beeing with   Him/Her.
      26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

      And then they fucked up pretty bad!

      27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

      Yes.And it’s called “Look into the void” From a friend, Jeremy souillart.
      28. Have you ever been cheated on?

      Yep, apparently some months ago.
      29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

      Nope.
      30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

 Plastic surgery is something i’m not really into.I’d rather split my tongue than get my nose re-modelled.
    31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

    We all did :)
    32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

     We all did. (The revenge tatataaaaa)
    33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

     Yep.
    34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

    Yep.
    35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

   The right question would be :”Have you ever kissed someone of your age, you asian bitch?”
     36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

    I did, but it’s not a good idea.
     37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

     Mhhh actually tested the Diablo III beta with some dude she doesn’t like.But it’s not a big deal.
     38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

     Isn’t it how we fall in love?
      39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

      You mean, like Natalie Portman?
      40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

      I did, and some of them are on my tumblr.
      41. Have you had sex so far this year?

      You mean with myself or?..
       42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

       I’m usually keeping my hands busy to avoid them to wander when i’m kissing :) Otherwise i can’t control myself.
        43. How long was your longest relationship?

        Two real months, and seven hidden.
        44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

        Not a lot, but i couldn’t say how many.        

        45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

        6.Maybe more.

       
        46. How many times did you have sex last year?

        I don’t really note this, or anything that could remains me how many times i’ve been laid.
         47. How old are you?

         17.
         48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

         That’s life.
          49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

          I’m deeply in love with hands, and the look that some people are able togive.      

          50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents,   would you accept?

           Nope, we can’t go back to the times when “it used to be perfect”.It fucked up.And for a reason.

           51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

           I could be able to kill for my brothers.And for my bestfriend.
           52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

           My ex.Cause life is life (lalalalalaaaaa)
           53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

           Yep.They’re also people mad because i’m still breathing.Ahah.
           54. Is there someone you will never forget?

           They’re two.
           55. Share a relationship story.

           The first time i went sleeping at my (ex)boyfriend’s house, he felt asleep in his beautiful pyjama.It’s not like i was expecting something else..
           56. State 8 facts about your body

          1.I got tiny hands and feet.

          2.I’ve got X shaped knees.

          3.I‘ve got asians eyes.

          4.I’ve got big boobs!

          5.I’ve got a little belly.

          6.My jaw is kinda broken.

          7.I wear braces since two weeks.

          8.My body is flexible.
        57. Things you want to say to an ex

         “Could you give me back all my weird stuffs i left at your place?”
        58. What are five ways to win your heart?

        1)GreatFood. 2)Greatsex  3)Greatjokes 4)Greatappearance 5)Greatgames.
       59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

       There’s already too many pictures of me on this tumblr.
        60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

        Ten years.
        61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

        his face (?) Or if i’m gonna like him or not.
        62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

        Find something weird that i’ve been searching for a long time (like a kitty in formol, or star wars gadgets or clothes.)
         63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

        Having (to have) Sex.(To sex.)
         64. What is your definition of cheating?

        That’s not good. (Get away before you cheat, or send an apologize text before)
         65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

         Idk.
         66. What is your favourite roleplay?

         Beeing the lion who’s gonna eat my little brother when he gets too noisy.(That’s some funny game)
        67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

        It would depends on the person, but on a roof of some abandoned place, would be nice.
       68. What is your sexual orientation?

       Bisexual.
       69. What turns you off?

       Socks, a poor hygiene.And dirty words said like the do in porn movies.
      70. What turns you on?

       Whoremons.(And eveything about the guy i fancy.) Or beeing violent, smoking.Idk
       71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

       Don’t rememmmmbberrrrr.
        72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

       Pamplemousse!
        73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

      The sweetest thing someone could do for me would be to give up gaming (for an hour or two)
       74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

       I don’t know, i may like piercings and tattoos, but when it ain’t nothing more, i’m not interested very long.
       75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

      Bring me food while i was high, and deeply hungry.
       76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

       Find him a job
       77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

      Seriously, who gives a fuck?Too many girls acting like whores and complaining about not finding respect, plus weird guys beeing acting like children.I think age doesn’t matter, your relationship depends on how fine you’re feeling with this person.
       78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

       I sometimes turn on by the sensation of beeing pierced.That’s all.
       79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

        Fuck you quizz! Ahah maybe two days ago, because i’m a dummy.
       80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

       Can’t remember.
       81. Who are five people you find attractive?

       One of my art’ teacher, Natalie Portman, some girls, and the French dude.
       82. Who is the last person you hugged?

       Zazie
       83. Who was your first kiss with?

       I don’t know, maybe this guy, who looked like a lama, in my elementary school.
       84. Why did your last relationship fail?

       Wrong person, wrong moment.
       85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

       That’s what i’m gonna do this summer, bitch!

(Source: myegotisticalindulgences, via myeccentricity)